dangerhamster:

safety-officer-barto:

marimoid:

omfg straight boys complaining about high waisted shorts and crop tops… have you SEEN a girl in high waisted shorts and crop tops?????? have u seen girls’ LEGS in high waisted shorts!???? have u seen a little peek of tummy in a crop top???????? what is WRONG WITH YOU

i think straight boys might be gay

of course they are, stick a drywipe marker pen within 5 yards of them see how long it takes them to draw a dick on something

stilezs:

And it makes me think about that quote Jennifer used as start of our first class; ‘Cause when I feel it, it’s like.. I’m looking into the heart of an immense darkness.’

”So what do you do instead?”

I   l o o k   f o r   m y   f r i e n d s .

unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

pearswhy:

explaining anxiety is the fucking worst because you feel like an idiot for being bothered by the things that bother you but it’s such an intense fear right at your core so you have to go through all of these other levels of yourself to try and get someone else to understand it

captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

l y d i a . l o o k   a t   m e .  d o n ’ t   l i s t e n . 

                    j u s t   f  o c u s  o n   m y  v o i c e,  a l l   r i g h t ? 

bellsket:

"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"

shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall

It’s funny how artistic we become when our hearts are broken. —Hotel Books, I Always Thought I Would Be Okay (via aestheticintrovert)

seethes:

The Lost Mesa; David Huski

stressingly:

the road to success is under construction

mylifeasafeminista:

daily reminder that it is okay to put yourself first

keirwalker:

six in the morning, pt. 1